How to find singles that match your fundamentalist ideologies, and get married and laid in less than a week.

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8 thoughts on “How to find singles that match your fundamentalist ideologies, and get married and laid in less than a week.

    • And they try so hard to look and act normal, meanwhile back at the ranch, they are batshit crazy!

      Funny how all these bronze age dogmas are terrified of vaginas. They literally try to put a leash on all vaginas in their society.

      Any person with a vagina is not allowed to move without her vagina master’s approval and consent.

      And then in a lot of these cases, the vagina masters are usually married to more than one unlucky girl. A real vagina master controls many vaginas.

      How the fuck the women put up with that shit is beyond me!

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      • Violence would be the answer. Imagine a bloke walking into a casualty room with bruises, bloody nose, black eyes. “What happened?” “My wife wanted the car keys and I wouldn’t give them to her.” “You silly asshole, you were asking for it!” “Well I got her to drop me off here, ha ha, I still got her to do what I want!”

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  1. ……. and further, the lovely, happily married couple wish to have many children, and they will pray and hope that their children will grow up to be beautiful, strong, healthy, allah-fearing kids.

    And their children will hopefully, if all goes well, desire to please their parents, their ayatollah and allah ……. by choosing to become career suicide bombers!

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    • There’s a career in suicide bombing? Like you call in sick when you don’t want to be a suicide bomber for that day?

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  2. This classic from Emo Phillips is always worth posting again….

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?” He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!”

    I said…… “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off. —

    Emo 

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