Christmas – by McBrolloks




by McBrolloks

It is the season
When we piss away reason
When some celebrate the birth
Of their very own hero

Their Jesus was born, then he had to be murdered
So that they won’t have to burn, for all of  their sin

If you believe in this tale, you will surely enjoy
All the other fables, on the Jesus resume

If you are too young to understand, don’t worry my dear
People will get you going, with all of their cheer
If this doesn’t work, there is nothing to fear
A guy named Santa, will bring you lots of nice gear
Bags full of presents, that will give you much joy
And later they’ll tell you, these presents weren’t free
That it’s all part of remembering why Jesus had died
Because Adam and Eve ate some fruit, and told god a lie
A lie that made him so…

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39 thoughts on “Christmas – by McBrolloks

  1. Fok jou god! Jy’t my ingedoen jou tyrannical bastard!!!! You fucked me!!!!! Jou tydjie aan die kruis is ‘n walk in the park teen wat ek deurgaan. Kom jou almighty fuck, bewys jouself! Bewys dat daar significance is aan jou existence!


  2. And I thought I started the day irritable because the dogs have diarrhoea. Adriaan, what modules did you fail? I don’t believe you plugged everything.


  3. There was a (white) woman in the queue at Shoprite yesterday who started the usual babble about how the end days are near and how this town is full of Satanists. Yet original Satanists have a code of conduct that makes a lot more sense than the fundies do. The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth. They probably added rule seven to be at odds with the 10 commandments.

    1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

    2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

    3. When in another’s home, show him respect or else do not go there.

    4. If a guest in your home annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

    5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

    6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

    7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

    8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

    9. Do not harm little children.

    10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

    11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


  4. The Nine Satanic Sins

    1) Stupidity — The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

    2) Pretentiousness — Empty posturing can be most irritating. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

    3) Solipsism — Solipsism can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone else who is probably far less attuned that you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy, and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do onto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian viewpoint) we are from that point.

    4) Self-Deceit — We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered is when it is fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!

    5) Herd Conformity — That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you.

    6) Lack of Perspective — Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. See the patterns and fit the things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. So not be swayed herd constraints–know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

    7) Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies — Be aware that this one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something as “new” and “different”, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the “creator” and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

    8) Counterproductive Pride — The first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bath water. The rule of Satanism is if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, “I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow,” then do it

    9) Lack of Aesthetics — This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off it most of the time. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing–it’s what is. Aesthetics is a highly personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.


    • Die eerste “sonde” “stupidity”. . . ? Hoe stjoepit met ek wees om die “stelling” te glo as die “stelling” self verklaar dat ek nie moet “glo” wat mense jou vertel nie. . .? – (“depends on people going along with whatever they are told. “)
      En “. . . .and cannot afford to be stupid.. . . .” Sataniste kan dit nie bekostig om stjoepit te wees nie. .! . . anders wat.. . .? gaan die duiwel jou ry?

      Molly ek weet nie waar het jy die sonde lys gekry nie, maar gaan vra wie dit ook al was om bietjie meer uit te brei, of kry jy dit in die Talmud?


        • superficial is the word . . .is the word.. . is the word. . (reactionary “do onto others as they do onto you” same as you and the satanists and the peanut gallery . Creationists “do onto others that you WANT them to do onto you” shift the power into you own hands, so you can create your own “world” – just the way you like it )


          • You were beginning to interest me but then you brought up the Creationist angle. You must therefore believe the earth is six thousand years old. I have made a resolution this year to be more mindful of others. Mindfulness means observing and listening, not wishful thinking. I opened myself to unnecessary problems last year by taking people at their word and not what their body language and other behaviour would have told me had I cultivated greater mindfulness. Mindfulness is just as much about consideration to others who also tread this earth, so it’s not about being judgemental, just aware.


  5. As ek God was sou julle ‘n ander deuntjie gesing het. Julle sou gese het prys Sy naam! Julle sou geglo het aan dit wat regverdig en goed is. Hierdie sou ‘n pragtige wereld gewees het, ‘n wonderlikke, regverdige, logiese wereld. Jou gebede sou verhoor gewees het. Die bad guys sou afgekak het. As jy hard gewerk het sou jy suksesvol gewees het. As jy ‘n goeie regverdige mens was sou dinge vir jou uitwerk. Almal sou gelukkig gewees het. Nie hierdie fokken siek donner nie nee, hy is hopeloos te kak sleg om iets aan die saak te doen. Die ANC regeer ons land beter as wat hierdie fokken lahartige donner ons heelal regeer. God my uitdaging staan weer vir jou, hier is nou jou kans om te bewys dat jy instaat is tot goed en prysenswaardig is. Kom almal van ons wag vir jou! Die christene en atheiste. Kom wys vir ons asseblief! Ek dink jy’s die een wat teleurgesteld moet wees in himself. Hierdie wereld is darem ‘n groot gemors!!!!!

    Vir Johann, gaan gerus en kry jou christen vriende om te kom kyk hoe maak hierdie bastard sy verskeining. Ek wag nog! Ek sien nog niks van dit nie. Wanneer skrik die creature nou eendag wakker? Kom kyk na jou handewerke god. As jy die guts het om dit te doen, gaan nog ‘n stap verder en kom wees ek. Dan sal jy voel wat suffering beteken. Nie ‘n paar uur aan ‘n kruis hang en dan doodgaan en ‘n hero wees wat 2013 jaar later nog aanbid word nie. Kom gerus en wys vir ons!


    • Register early for next year for the subjects/modules you did pass and get going on the assignments asap. Remember that “Well begun is half done.” Even if you get lousy marks for the occasional assignment, you will quickly see where you got it wrong. You often learn more from your mistakes than your successes. If you’re writing assignments in the same time period that you are studying for your repeat exams, this is not a big deal because the one requires a different level of concentration from the other.

      My husband calls me a professional exam writer because I hardly ever flunk anything. However, I couldn’t crack computer science, but studied accounting during the same year and, in spite of doing badly at the first assignment, discovered I was rather good at it, and went in that direction, which I’m very glad I did. You only need to do one thing and stick to that.


    • They even shoot a tv in this vid, but not an expensive one, an old cheap one that no self respecting burglar would steal. The Grand Wizard (notice the parallels to freemasonry) of this bs outfit says he has PTSD from America’s wars but that gives nobody any right to start shooting left right and centre, a consideration none of these yutzes is capable of giving a second’s thought to.


    • Religion is the no1 source for hatred in the world. These idiots prove that point. Johannie proves that point.

      You really need a geloofsprong to go that low.

      The bible has never gotten even the most basic human rights issues correct, and still does not.

      These religious fundamentalists will never be part of advancing the human race, but rather the opposite.


      • If that bitch next door tries to talk to me again I will tell her I had a revelation from God that her cancer has come back and there is nothing she can do about it. She has damaged my standing in this community and will not stop trashing my name until either I get out of town, or she drops dead. My big “sin”? Putting up a high wall between myself and her crazy fundie husband. The same goes for their raving Angus Buchan groupie neighbours to their right. If they enjoy staring into each other’s houses to prove none of them has a sex life other than with the odd unlucky stray chicken, they can get on with it.

        But this is damaging to me, their going out of their way telling rubbish stories about me and threatening me. I think one of the dogs is poisoned. Non-stop diarrhoea. She’s had this for four days now.


        Religion As Psycho-Social Narcissism. Christianity as Mental Illness.

        Narcissistic Personality Disorder: DSM-IV-TR 301.81

        A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behaviour), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

        Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

        Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

        Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

        Requires excessive admiration

        Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
        Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

        Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

        Is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her

        Shows arrogant, haughty behaviour or attitudes.

        It’s impossible to go through that list of symptoms without two things coming to mind. Firstly, that the central figure of Christianity fits all of the criteria and secondly that because of that Christianity itself was modelled on a narcissistic mindset. This isn’t, of course, limited to Christianity.

        Monotheistic religions as a whole are founded on ideas of self-importance, exclusivity and entitlement – always at the expense and to the detriment of non-members of the group. This is dangerous because it results in collective narcissism/ethnocentrism. It also makes monotheistic religions the perfect environment for real narcissists (the leaders of the religion) and compensatory narcissists. For the real narcissists the group protects and amplifies their sense of superiority. For compensatory narcissists belonging to the group allows them to mask their feelings of inferiority and compensate for them with faith.

        This narcissistic ideation clearly explains the distorted perception of fundamentalist Christians. In their anti-gay arguments they state in no uncertain terms that they feel threatened by the very existence of gays and/or gay marriage. We hear slogans like “They’re threatening traditional marriage” or “They want to impose themselves on society.” When in fact, it’s monotheistic religions who want to impose their ideology on all of society. Legalizations are never totalitarian, they leave the door open for each person to choose for themselves. Bans and illegalizations (regularly proposed by Christians) are by their very nature totalitarian and force all of society to subject themselves to absolutes.

        When the narcissist feels ______ about X, he knows he must be right because otherwise he wouldn’t have that feeling. It’s circular and self-justifying. This means that everybody else must also feel _____ about X, otherwise they will be violating his world view and, thus, offending his ego. When this is extrapolated to a group it has dangerous consequences since narcissist ideation suppresses the line that divides inner-reality and outer reality. They require that their feelings and perceptions be regarded as objective “truth”, while dismissing the perceptions (or evidence) of others out of hand. This is how we end up with people rejecting evolution and other established science. It allows (or causes) them to relate to the world on unilateral terms where no evidence can ever be sufficient to change their perspective. Yesterday I was watching Sam Harris debate William Craig at Notre Dame University. There’s an interesting question at the end, unfortunately the student used a facetious tone which allowed Craig to simply dismiss it. He started with “I had a revelation from god last night, and god told me that he was okay with gay marriage…”- Although Craig didn’t answer (and even feigned indignation) we know exactly what his answer would be because of his narcissistic thought process. He would only allow for “revelations” that confirmed his static world view. The narcissist is comfortable speaking in the name of god but anyone who does the same is automatically dismissed and rejected if it contradicts the narcissist individual’s or group’s perception.


        • It takes a special kind of person to poison a dog. I would be more concerned about throwing up than diarrhea. There are many more explanations for diarrhea. Also, check if your dog is drinking water. A bit of mince pan fried as dry as you can, with a bit of rice is also good for an upset digestive system. If your dog is not eating or drinking anything, I would recommend getting it on an IV before serious organ damage occurs. Put the dog on the lawn, perhaps it will eat some grass. Good luck!


          • Dog is not throwing up, she has been eating a lot of grass which trails from her backside covered in shit. She seems well otherwise apart from being miffed at being put outside. Vet is open today. Been advised to come in, take a number and wait in the queue.


            • Harassment of others based on religious beliefs, or lack of religious beliefs, is an offence. This has been going on for three years. It started a week after I moved in when the one next door phoned me late at night threatening me. I was then still on friendly terms with his wife. He said, “You may think you’re friends with my wife but, believe me, you have no other friends in this neighbourhood and you will find out all about it.” I have done my best to ignore them but then they go around to other people in this town spreading their poison. Exactly the same as the woman who lived here before. I need to see a lawyer to discuss my rights. Putting up cameras would be of some use to deter them from harming my pets or shrubs. But they know I won’t let them harm my pets so they think of other ways to get at me. It is a campaign of sustained harassment. I lived in this town before at another address and never had any problems with my neighbours. There is a married woman across the road from my neighbours next door who made it clear as soon as I moved in she wanted nothing to do with me, but I thought nothing of it. Her husband seems a normal, friendly kind of person. I am not normally in the habit of prying. You can murder someone next door to me and as long as you do it quietly and discreetly I won’t rat on you. But now this bag across the road is also involved in the conspiracy to smear my name and I’ve never been introduced to her. Same goes for the woman to the right of the threatening neighbours. Never met her, but she’s been going around with the neighbour’s wife saying I’m the biggest bitch and worst non-Christian under the sun. They are moreover saying I should have KNOWN this was a Christian street, but this is not even true. There are at most six of these nutcases at three different houses involved. Do they intend murdering me?


          • I think the dog has a tummy bug but, because the neighbours poisoned a non-believer’s cat before after threatening to do so, you will naturally assume the worst when your own dog is sick and they have made it clear you will either live next door to them on their terms or get out of the neighbourhood. I don’t let either of the dogs go near the communal palisade fence in the front of the garden, which is not yet grown over with hedging from my side as these things take a while to grow. Increasing the height of an existing wall at the back was much easier. To build a wall requiring new foundations in the front garden would have required consensus from the neighbours, which would not have been forthcoming. Such are the joys of living next door to fundamentalist, bible spouting, Jesus invoking, slander spreading Christians. And did I mention that they’re always broke?


          • Dog’s blood was checked out, nothing there. Running quite a fever. Bacterial stomach infection. She had a big shot of antibiotics, two kinds of tablets to give her over the next week plus a supply of special food to stabilise the bowel movements. If she loses her appetite completely, it’s drip time. She doesn’t like the special food too much, probably very boring but she is at least eating something.


  6. Waar is Johann se sogenaamde regverdige liefdevolle god nou? Ons wag nog altyd. Lyk my die wese verstaan nie mensetyd nie. Ek wag al vir 31 jaar lank om te sien hoe wonderlik dit is en wat die groot issue is. Die teenoorsgestelde is wel al aan my bewys.


  7. Dank Batgod dat al hierdie xmas-kak nou weer verby is. Voorspedige nuwejaar, almal, mag Batgod ons beskerm teen die impuls om ‘n geloofsprong uit te voer.


    • Terrible, terrible this xmas-kak. Went to Shoprite day before Xmas and bought what turned out to be a smoked duck that bore the legend “Duck a l’orange with a delicate citrus flavour” on the packaging. Niks delicate or otherwise citrus flavour just a salty mess of pink crap. Dear Husband boiled the meat off the bones to give to the dogs which cost R670 at the vet to sort out.


        • Jys reg McBrolloks, my honde hou ook niks van ander mense se stompies nie, hulle wil hulle eie vars gerolde dagga zolle rook. Dit hou ook die bosluise weg.


          • How did you guess I grow dagga on my plot. Why else did I put up the high walls and dense foliage to keep out the neighbour’s prying eyes. But I don’t smoke the stuff. I bake the dagga in muffins. The dogs like it just as much as smoking the stuff.


          • Dagga koekies

            You bake them, they bake you.

            I was delving into the obscure drug culture that exists behind the scenes, stirs in the sewers of society, evades the eyes of concerned parents and soils the hands of our youth. I decided to document the practices I see and to experience, only once, the full effects of getting utterly stoned. I avoided smoking and settled on ingesting some marijuana to achieve this effect. I concocted a recipe for some potent, yet edible hash brownies by using the methods of a trusted companion as base and adding some magic to it. Unfortunately, I forgot to take a photo of them when they were finished.

            Ingredients for approximately 16 squares:

            Ina Paarman’s Chocolate Brownie Mix (550g)
            2 extra large eggs
            125 ml sunflower oil (½ cup)
            100 ml butter (plaasbotter proe lekkerder as margarine)
            125 ml full cream milk (½ cup)
            * 125 ml chopped pecan nuts (½ cup)
            * Chocolate chips
            4-8 grams of fine marijuana (hash would be ideal, but I used 8 of these little bags containing Swazi)

            Start with the weed if it still needs to be cleared of twigs and pips. You only want the flowers (Use tweezers and fine scissors as well as rubber gloves not to get your hands sticky).

            Sift this through a dry sieve to produce finer particles.

            Preheat oven to 180°C

            Heat the raw cannabis along with butter in a sauce pan or casserole without boiling for about 15 minutes or until it becomes a dark, icky mixture. This part is vital, as the heating causes the cannabinoids to dissolve in the butter and become more digestible. THC, the psychoactive component which makes you trip, is only soluble in oil or lipids, not water.

            * If you don’t want any particles in your brownies, filtrate the liquid through a medium sift or through a slab of foil with small holes punched through. Leave the rest on the stove at low temperature and mix it with some of the sunflower oil, press out all the juice with a spatula and repeat the filtration until the remaining solids seem dry and hard. (discard the solids, keep the filtrated hash butter)

            Prepare a pan (20cm x 20cm square or a 20cm x 30cm rectangular)

            Beat eggs, melted butter/weed mixture, oil and milk for about 2 minutes until well blended. Add brownie mixture, nuts and choc chips and fold in carefully with a whisk. Blend until just combined and no more. Scrape mixture into prepared pan.

            Bake on middle shelf for 40 minutes. Brownies are done when a knife inserted in the centre comes out clean or if cake pulls away slightly from the sides of the pan. Leave to cool down, then cut into 16/20 squares.

            Please note:
            – * means optional.
            -The pecan nuts are added mainly for extra texture, to mask chewing on the fine particles of the weed.
            -Mild effects are felt 45 minutes after ingestion, but the full effects may only occur 1h and a half after eating.
            -Split the batch between 4 or more people and eat in a safe environment.
            -Ina Paarman’s Chocolate Brownie Mix consists of roughly 1 and ½ cup of flower, 1 and ½ cup of sugar, pinch of salt, 1/3 cup cocoa, 1 teaspoon baking-soda as well as ¼ cup of buttermilk.
            -May cause nausea, sugar rush or mind fuckment if overindulged.


          • I have seen the effects of dagga on dogs a couple of times.

            I used to make lovely chicken potjie, and then threw in a bag of dagga, let it all slow cook till perfection, and then we would all eat it.

            On more than one occasion, the dogs got the leftovers. If you have ever seen a stoned dog, you would know what I am talking about.

            They can’t keep their balance. They keep falling over as they try to walk. They also throw up a lot. You would think that dog is at death’s door if you didn’t know it was just stoned.

            When I was in university, me and a bunch of friends were spearfishing near Dangerpoint. After the dive, we made a fire and started a nice potjie. We had beer and girls and plenty to eat.

            I didn’t get back home till around 3am the next morning. Drunk and stoned I carried all my dive gear into the house. I also had what was left of the potjie. My dogs were happy to see me, as always, so I put the potjie on the floor for the big male and he polished the whole thing off in minutes. The girls got to lick out what was left.

            I went to bed and passed out.

            Sometime during the morning, my mother runs into my room, screaming and shouting. She told me to get up right away and help her get the big male into the car. She needed to take him to the vet right away. She was convinced he was dying from poisoning or bosluiskoors.

            I knew what was wrong with the poor guy. He ate the whole potjie leftovers by himself. When I got outside, he was lying down, drooling slime coming from his mouth. He looked a little green in the face. There was spots of puke everywhere. He tried to get up, but it was like a drunken man who tries to walk. He made a semi circle and fell down on the ground again.

            My mother was freaking out. She pulled the car in and we had to carry the dog and put him in the back seat. He was a big boy.

            And off they went to the vet. I felt sorry for my dog. I knew he just needed some time to sleep it all off, but my mother was convinced he was going to be dead in a couple of hours.

            They returned from the vets about 2 hours later. He went to lie down right away and he slept.

            My mother told me he had bosluiskoors. They tested him for it, the test was positive, and he got a whole series of injections. I knew this was bullshit, but I wasn’t ready to confess and tell her what is really going on.

            Around 5pm that afternoon, the dog wakes up, gets up like nothing was wrong, and drinks a whole bowl of water.

            My mother is still singing praises for that vet today, who saved her dying dog’s life, turned him away from death’s door, and had him back to normal in just a couple of hours, from a debilitating disease like bosluiskoors.


            • The vets would have treated dagga stoned dogs before and just sedated the poor boy. Nice of them not to have spilled the beans on you.


              • I doubt treating dagga stoned dogs is common. I doubt it even more that if someone brought in a dagga stoned dog, they would admit the dog is dagga stoned. If dogs eat dagga in the natural plant form, it should not effect them. It needs to be cooked for the chemicals to be released. Or smoked, but I still haven’t seen a dog that like his pipe or zolle. 🙂

                Dagga has been so demonized by white people in South Africa overt he last 40+ years. Meanwhile, in industrial countries all over the world, it is not even illegal to smoke a joint anymore.

                The sad thing is, there are literally hundreds of thousands of people worldwide who has and is still doing time for being in the possession of this plant.

                To top it off, ask any bible thumping geloofsprinngertjie what he or she thinks of dagga, and they will say it is the devils herb in some way or another. Ignorance from a society where it is ok to drink until you puke and do other stupid shit, but don’t dare to sit and chill out and smoke a little weed and do your own thing.


                • Dogs will get stoned if they eat cut, dried dagga or baked dagga brownies, but it’s more likely to happen in America than here, I agree. I’m not really into dagga personally because it makes me feel paranoid. I don’t know what the big deal is about wine either; the histamines make me asthmatic and the acidity makes me want to puke. Girlie cocktails like Sex-on-the-beach-with-sand-stuck-up-your-crotch don’t do it for me either. I’d rather drink a malt whisky with a tall cold soda on a warm day. Vodka with lime juice is also refreshing.


            • By the way: you know you’re a pet lover when you don’t feel well and finally drag yourself to the doctor – to find you are parked outside the vets offices.


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