Die Antwoord – Pitbull Terrier, from the album Donker Mag, dropped. Awesome! Die verkrampte fundie Afrikaners bekak hulle self alweer!

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Die Antwoord – Pitbull Terrier

 

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20 thoughts on “Die Antwoord – Pitbull Terrier, from the album Donker Mag, dropped. Awesome! Die verkrampte fundie Afrikaners bekak hulle self alweer!

  1. Do you remember raving megalomaniac Mike Lipkin? He was all the rage in the late nineties. I and countless others were forced to listen to him rant for an entire day as the result of an evil plot concocted by the human resources department of IBM. IBM tanked in South Africa anyway.

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  2. Mike Lipkin is of course as crazy as a squirrel trapped in a drain pipe. Motivational speakers like Angus Buchan are very similar. They’re utter fuck ups who can’t crack it in their lives so they go around telling others how to live their lives.

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  3. O magtig daai Angus Bucham is ‘n arrogante fucked ou stuk stront man! Ek wens hulle wil hom vermoor. Maak die ding vrek!!!! Fokken asshole!

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  4. Angus Buchan is seriously bipolar with massive anger management issues. (Much, much worse than mine, Fanie.)

    Faith Like Potatoes

    BOMB “This is not my work! It is God’s work!”

    Faith Like Potatoes is a detestable film with this message: if you have faith in God, you can put out fires, plant potatoes, fix your marriage, be a happy guy, even raise total strangers form the dead (right!), but you won’t by any means be able to raise your brother’s son from the dead during a tractor accident.

    This movie is supposedly based upon the true story of Angus Buchan, a South African farmer who moves his family to a place called Kwa-Zulu Natal to start a new farm. At the beginning of the film, he is an absolute jerk. He’s got this amazing temper that seems to run away from him. His response to anything bad is to erupt from his seat and go chasing whatever did the injustice like a rabid dog. When one of his Zulu farm workers crashes a tractor in the field, Angus suddenly erupts into a fit of rage, chasing after these poor fools shouting, “I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna kill you!” His wife says that the reason for all of this is that “something is missing” (gee! I wonder what that will be). I think she’s wrong. I think this man has some sort of serious psychological disorder like bi-polar disorder or maybe he’s manic-depressive. One second he’s nice and docile and, “Hi, I’m Angus Buchan!” and the next second he’s this raging lunatic shouting wild things. Now, maybe this is the intent of the film, but I don’t think so. The fault here lies with the acting, which is pitiful at best. The main character is overacted to the point of distraction, and his wife is an emotionless doormat. The other characters are pretty bad too. Of course the dialogue used to illustrate this character’s terrible temper is equally cringe-worthy. At one point he shouts to a stump in the middle of the road, “I’ll get you out, you cursed stump!”

    So, after about half-an-hour of talking and yelling and crying on the part of Angus, he is finally dragged to church by his wife where he experiences an emotional break down and discovers that the thing missing in his life is Jesus. From here on it is just one long and boring sermon.

    Just one bad scene after another flies up onto that screen and makes us clutch our Rosaries hoping to be released form this Purgatory of a film. I was shocked at how much worse the movie gets after this point. It was already bad to begin with, but how could it get any worse? It did. The characters become even more moronic and the screenplay even more unbelievable. At one point, Angus delivers a sermon to some ten thousand people in a football stadium in a kilt, as a symbol of his Scottish heritage. The acting becomes increasingly more horrendous and unrealistic, and the tone of the screenplay becomes heavy-handed and scornful, as if daring you to dislike it. Angus’s Christ-like qualities become almost too much after the conversion, but at the point when Angus raises a complete stranger from the dead, I had had it. I had absolutely had enough of this stupid, vacant, ignorant, inept garbage. All that was left was for Angus to walk on water. This is probably the most idiotic film of the decade. Now, Angus has become not only unlikeable and preachy, but now he’s bordering on con-man status also.

    At about the three-fourths mark of the film, Angus takes his nephew for a ride in his tractor, during which the nephew falls off and is crushed by the wheel. Angus stands over the child weeping, and is unable to raise this boy from the dead (what a surprise). So, through all this I gather that God will help you raise total strangers from the dead, but not your own nephew.

    Oh, did I dislike this movie! I hated the acting, I hated the directing, I hated the cinematography, I hated the screenplay, I hated the dialogue and I hated the characters. I hated everything about this movie. This is without a doubt, the most insensitive, poorly created, inept piece of trash I’ve seen in a while.

    http://colewebbharter.com/2010/12/07/faith-like-potatoes/

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  5. Dis nou nie my soort musiek nie maar ek sien die Suid-Afrikaanse koerante is vol kritiek oor die song en die groep. Ek sien ook “Die Anrwoord” is nogal bekend oorsee en het groot aanhang. Die fundies sal maar altyd iets teen nuwe dinge hè. Ek onthou die laat vyftigs en vroeë sestigs toe Elvis op die toneel verskyn het – absolute chaos. Chaotiese tieners wat oor Elvis dweep en chaotiese ouers wat Elvis wil vermoor.

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    • Same reason women read erotica and blood curdling thrillers in their safe bedrooms where not much happens. The violence that goes down among the Cape coloureds is best viewed from a long distance.

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  6. ….. “Much much worse than mine Fanie”

    Anger worse than yours? He must be really bad Schmoly. What can I say?

    Well, blow me ! (Of course, only if you are a beautiful woman with sexy lips)

    (lol)

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    • Ag no, Fanie. This is not a dating site. If you are looking for women to hook up with, then go to CheckYourDate or MeetYourFate.

      This is a site where we discuss rational alternatives to religion or analysis of why religion arose in the first place, not in the origins of your hard on.

      I am beginning to think you have some horrible, highly visible disease that makes you unappealing even for a prostitute. No man should be so hard up but if you are, don’t try to take it out on women you will never meet – unless you are a serial killer. You’re profiling like one.

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  7. Is this you, Fanie? Jou patetiese jammergat, you can’t even catch a real skin infection, you have to invent one by scratching holes in yourself. Even diseases stay the hell away from you.

    What a wuss, what a namby pamby, lily livered little arsehole you are.

    mooiseun

    Have had Morgellons for 10 years now. Am a very skeptical person. Do not believe in anything, no religion, no booga booga etc. I run my own business here in South Africa. I am Afrikaans speaking but understand Dutch very well. would like to correspond with anyone who suffers from Morgellons.

    http://en.gravatar.com/mooiseun

    http://gravatar.com/mooiseun (nofollow); verifanie http://gravatar.com/mooiseun (nofollow); mcbrolloks.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-nike-…

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  8. Is this you, Fanie? Jou patetiese jammergat, you can’t even catch a real skin infection, you have to invent one by scratching holes in yourself. Even diseases stay the hell away from you.

    What a wuss, what a namby pamby, lily livered little arsehole you are.

    mooiseun

    Have had Morgellons for 10 years now. Am a very skeptical person. Do not believe in anything, no religion, no booga booga etc. I run my own business here in South Africa. I am Afrikaans speaking but understand Dutch very well. would like to correspond with anyone who suffers from Morgellons.

    http://en.gravatar.com/mooiseun

    http://gravatar.com/mooiseun (nofollow); verifanie http://gravatar.com/mooiseun (nofollow); mcbrolloks.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-nike-…

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  9. Why is it such a problem for women to post on the internet without being harassed by miserable little misogynists? Men who hate women are not just in the churches, they are everywhere in society.

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  10. “This is a site where we discuss rational alternatives to religion or analysis of why religion arose in the first place” . . .?

    Die enigste “alternatief” wat ek sovêr opgetel het is dooie John Lennon se sosialisitiesie verbeeldings vlug. Die komminuste het vir lank probeer om dié droom te verwesenlik, maar dit het nie geslaag nie en die paar Russe wat ek al ontmoet het vertel dat selfs hul ouers was teen kommunisme, en hoe hard die “Comrades” ook al probeer het om die menslike “geestes werklikheid” te onderdruk kon hulle nie.

    Sosialisme die uitvloeisel van die “Wetenskap”.

    En word vertel dat kommunisme nie geslaag het nie omdat “die mense” die swak skakel was, net soos Koel Diek beweer dat dis “die mense” wat die wetenskap gebruik het om die aardse bestaan te bedreig. Die “wetenskap” is onskuldig, net soos “sosialisme”, net soos “dogma” net soos die “Roomse Katolieke kerk” – dis “die mense” wat skuldig is, die mens is valtie, al “glo” die grondboontjie gallery dat ons net ‘n biologiese masjien is, lê die fout by die “mens”.

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    • Agrarian societies gave rise to priest kings, not to communism. Once agrarian societies were established it became necessary to establish ownership and succession rights over land. People propagated and so had more mouths to feed and thus needed to cultivate more land with the concomitant need for more rain, etc.

      Climate change has always been with us, it’s nothing new. If you were a priest who could call down rain every now and then you could become very powerful, especially if rain was scarce. The next natural progression was for priests to become kings, and then declare themselves gods.

      There was a very strict hierarchy to this kind of society and the only similarity to communism was the centralised power vested in the priest kings. But that control couldn’t last forever for priest kings, as it didn’t last in communism either.

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      • In die diereryk is daar ook ‘n streng hieargie, en ek kan nie dink dat die diere dit doelbewus gemaak het nie, maar die mens is mos “slim” vol idees en planne. Ek is nie bekend met die term “priest king” nie, maar vandag het die benoeming seker verander na president of eerste mini ster en as ek my nou vasloop in een van die “gode” van vandag dan begin my tong te knoop en ek weet skielik nie wat ek sou wou gesê het nie.

        En om nou John Lennon se idiologie te probeer opdroom sal ons almal op LSd moet sit tot ons onsself verwoes (“destruck”).

        Is dit nou ‘n alternatief?

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        • Firstly, humans are animals and at best, only clever chimpanzees.

          The priest king of old has been replaced by the dominee who gets the sheeples together to pray for rain. When it rains, their prayers have been answered. When it doesn’t rain, they haven’t prayed hard enough. If no rain is forthcoming at all because the sheeples are now living in a desert, they might decide to hoof it to another area. They will nevertheless take the dominee along with them.

          I don’t know why you’re stuck on John Lennon. Personally I thought he was a bit of a wanker but not because he rejected religion – because he was a wanker.

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