It’s a very low bar! For example, the new pope Francis is turning heads because he is making statements that are a bit adrift from the churches regular stance on issues where right and wrong has been figured out a long time ago by humanists, but that the church still struggles with and are coming to the table, with a stone age mentality. The new pope isn’t cool or progressive, it’s just a very low bar for these guys to walk over. As a matter of fact, the bar is so low you couldn’t crawl underneath it. Religion always claim to have the moral high ground, but only if they compare themselves to cavemen. In today’s modern society, they are as far away from morality as a sperm-whale’s head is from it’s arse!

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4 thoughts on “It’s a very low bar! For example, the new pope Francis is turning heads because he is making statements that are a bit adrift from the churches regular stance on issues where right and wrong has been figured out a long time ago by humanists, but that the church still struggles with and are coming to the table, with a stone age mentality. The new pope isn’t cool or progressive, it’s just a very low bar for these guys to walk over. As a matter of fact, the bar is so low you couldn’t crawl underneath it. Religion always claim to have the moral high ground, but only if they compare themselves to cavemen. In today’s modern society, they are as far away from morality as a sperm-whale’s head is from it’s arse!

  1. Got nothing better to think about.
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    Women who cry out God’s name during sex should be jailed, pastor says

    Dr John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church, said that ‘there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex’.

    ‘That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail,’ Hagee said.

    He pointed to several sections of the Bible in which the book denounced the taking of God’s name in vain during an interview released last week.

    ‘In fact, one of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament states: ‘You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain’ (Exodus 20:7). The word vain means for “no reason” or ‘useless”,’ he told Newslo.

    Hagee said that though this might seem ‘petite and insignificant’ compared to other issues, ‘even in churches across America’, however ‘that’s precisely the problem’.

    ‘In this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should,’ he told Newslo, adding that nowadays people are ‘committing sin everywhere you look’.

    Hagee did not go into detail on how women would be prosecuted if they were to be caught crying out God’s name during sex, nor did he explain why men would not be jailed for the same deed. Daily Mail

    – See more at: http://nehandaradio.com/2015/06/22/women-who-cry-out-gods-name-during-sex-should-be-jailed-pastor-says/#sthash.vdrZoRe0.dpuf

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  2. Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped by a Pig

    BARDWELL, Texas –

    Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig.

    Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete.

    “People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me? I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”

    Angie’s parents are supporting her claims.

    “Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said. “Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out. The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat.”

    Angie has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby” might look like.

    “I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.

    H/T Moron.com

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  3. Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”

    JACKSONVILLE, Florida –

    Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

    “People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

    Tito Watts said in his police statement:

    “I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…”

    Amanda Watts said in her police statement:

    “We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.”

    Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

    http://www.moron.com/couple-arrested-selling-golden-tickets/

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  4. This shit will happen again, and again, and again.

    ALL CATHOLICS ARE ASSHOLES

    So. Another wonderful day in paradise and the politics of the world grind on. And on, and on. The President’s State of the Union Address last night was full of hope and plans to create better options for middle class America. Many of his proposals were specific and many require the consent of our dysfunctional Congress.

    Of course, the Republicans had their airtime to rebuke the President, this year in the face of Senator Marco “I’m So Nervous My Kidneys Have Bonded to My Sphincter” Rubio—a man who seems to have gone to the Mitt Romney School For Two-Faced Political Gibberish. Marco actually blamed Obama for the recession and accused him of not giving specific plans, and told various of the Republicans’ great lies.

    It was while watching the red-faced, dry-mouthed Rubio speak that it dawned on me that all of this bullshit was orchestrated by someone, somewhere. Somebody is pulling the strings for the Repubbies and keeping them on the straight and stupid. There is a man, or men, somewhere who is managing the talking points for these guys and guiding the public face of the right-wing Christian conservatives.

    Who? I want to know who it is. Who is so powerful as to take the /-300 conservative US legislators who were stepping all over their dicks and clitorissi a month ago to demonstrate that they “finally got it” about American voters, and turn the entire bunch back into the brain dead shitballs of November 1, 2012?

    OK, stop. Maybe that should have been “clitorises”. Clitoratti, maybe. For a man so in love with them, you’d think I’d be better informed.

    Then there is this entire Pope dealio. As the only high-ranking church official to ever attempt to arrest and defrock even one rapist priest out of the Catholic church, I see this guy—regrettably—as one of their best. This is a sad, sad statement to say that one of the best men in the Catholic Church is among the best because he wanted to do the right thing once out of a thousand cases.

    This Pope is a prick, his predecessor was a prick, and his likely successor will likewise be a prick. Until they put a Pope in place who provides local prosecutors worldwide with the Church’s files on pedophile Priests collected by Pope Bennie the Rat Turd, all Popes will continue to be pricks.

    We now know that the Church has known unquestionably that the rapes and the cover-ups have been committed by Church officials from the lowliest Parish Priest all the way to the fucking Popes. Multiple Popes have continued the cover-ups. In truth, almost every Catholic Parish worldwide has harbored these criminal abusers. The evidence is so voluminous that it would topple many free governments.

    Yet with all of that knowledge, the Catholic Church chugs on, filling its pews with loyal Catholic asses and it’s coffers with the coin of its blindly faithful.

    Anybody out there a Catholic? Care to justify to us precisely why you are still a Catholic. Anybody care to tell us how you can pray and worship through the hierarchy of an organization that, basically, aids and abets the mass raping of your faith’s children? Can any Catholic out there provide an understandable rationalization for remaining faithful to your Pope and his silly edicts?

    Other than that old tried and true lie about how you take the good with the bad, how do you fucking stand yourself as a Catholic. How can you sleep at night knowing that your monetary tithes, Catholic School tuitions and bake sale proceeds have often gone to feed, cloth and shelter men who raped your faith’s kids. How do you live with the knowing that you—Mr. And Mz. Ordinary Catholic—are funding people who ruin children’s lives in the name of your God?

    For many years I have held only the Priests and Cardinals and the fucking Popes to blame for this crime against humanity. No longer. With all of the proof that your church has actually hidden and protected the perpetrators of child abuse—fuck that. The Holy Roman Fucking Catholic Church has encouraged pedophiles to enter and stay in the Priesthood and the everyday members are now fully aware. You have the proof that it is still happening.

    Knowing this, I, Butcher Einstein “Mooner” Johnson, do hereby make the public pronouncement that I hold all practicing Catholics responsible for the centuries of rapes and abuses committed on your children by church officials.

    Fuck all Catholics!!! Every one of you. How dare you call yourselves Christians and men of God when you support and fund these crimes.

    http://www.moonerjohnson.com/2013/02/mooner-proclamation-all-catholics-are-assholes/

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